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Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. It doesn't take long before they try selling it. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Maxs attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/BladeII'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. The pair are now in prison together after the school bus incident. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. %%* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. 5.7K views, 31 likes, 1 loves, 50 comments, 46 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Best of British Comedy: Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Raymond the Bastard Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Wikipedia The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did. Bringing you all the best moments from stand up to sitcoms!Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/2OKEbEf#PeterKay #PaddyMcGuinness #Max\u0026Paddy He also reveals that he once had a one true love by the name of Tina. With Max's inferior tunnelling skills, sharing a cell with Cliff Richard is the least of Paddy's worries; his good looks are bound to cause problems in the shower and not just in competing for the soap. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as. Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. [1] A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. On the DVD packaging, it is now referred to as "The UK's fastest selling fitness DVD Ever!" Well? * OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle). * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Everal_Walsh&oldid=1104797357, Short description is different from Wikidata, BLP articles lacking sources from October 2013, Articles with unsourced statements from October 2013, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 16 August 2022, at 23:45. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. After a stint in a porn film (a film called Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory - a gay porn parody of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory) leaves Paddy humiliated, the campervan breaks down in the Midlands. * ChekhovsGunman: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. No wonder Tina left him. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. ** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin's OhCrap moment. * ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. * TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four. Tina, it's Max. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick McGuinness. Sign Up. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn't get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb Get us out! [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. * ToBeContinued: Episode Three ends on the cliffhanger of [[spoiler: Max and Paddy stealing a school bus full of children in an attempt for Max to see his son. After a fight with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . ** One can only guess what Paddys part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. * VocalEvolution: Maxs voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kays voice. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. Kay and McGuinness themselves sang it in the opening sequences of episodes 2 to 6. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the. * ViolentGlaswegian: Billy the Butcher is from Newcastle, not Scotland, but otherwise he qualifies as this. Later, Max spots in a local newspaper a 40th birthday message for his old school friend Kevin 'The Wolfster' Wolfson, who had moved to London some years before. The following morning, the two discover to their annoyance that they were a short walk away from a Petrol Station and a Travelodge. * ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. You need to be logged in to continue. ** When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume its this trope. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! * NoisySexNextDoor: In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. * StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994. * CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his. * BritishBrevity: Only six episodes were made. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. Yesterday at 10:21 AM. [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this. What they fail to notice at the same time is that Shannon is carrying a revolver, which he uses to force a Little Chef employee called Brenda (played by Alex Hall) to open for the trio late at night. He just forces Max to shake his hand. In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. * DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. Especially when theyre on the road. * HappilyMarried: Tina and Kevin Wolfson/"The Wolfster". After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. * NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:Granted, Brian Potter's only a "hero" by loose definition, but he ends up outing Max and Paddy as harmless bouncers instead of hardcore gangsters by appealing for their release from prison on TV.]]. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix Club owner Brian Potter uses their plight as a publicity stunt for his club. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks "How many times are you going to play that song?". Click here to login or here to sign up. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed "Spazzy Paddy". * RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard After having been disappointed by the breakdown of their campervan and also a failed porn shoot, the two of them decide to kill time by catching a train to Middlewood. ]], * PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. [1] This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]]. * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything.

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